You know your in Student Ministry when...

The other day I was cleaning my garage when I started thinking about something. You know your in Student Ministry when...

Instead of a Dodge Truck in the garage, there are dodge balls. You have some kind of fun noodle and no pool. And even if I did have a pool, I still wouldn't use it. Noodles are awesome for smacking kids! I'm kidding ya'll... they smack each other, even better. When you have a skate rail and skateboards lying around that I can kill myself with (I'm not that young anymore for boards). "Hey Ralph can you ollie?" When you have every kind of ball in the book...baseball, basketball, golf ball, football, wiffle ball, Foosball, etc. When you have all kinds of make shift items for games cause your always on a budget, so why not make it yourself. When your work table is a pool table all at the same time. When you get fined 50 bucks for having out a basketball goal in the street for our youth to play with on Wednesdays...that sucks. :( Stupid home owners association J/K. :) They need to understand...IT'S ALL FOR THE KIDS!! When you have a laundry bag with no laundry in it, but instead...you have flags and cones for flag football. When you see that sno cone machine in the garage and you know summer is here! Time to bust it out... who wants SNO CONES!!! That's all I can think of for now folks. Oh yeah... you know your in Student Ministry when you can't wait till Wednesday rolls around, because you just love being around the best group of kids God has blessed you with!! AMEN. Peace out